Ryan Danger Sims does jokes and stuff. He is currently working on a script that will change the face of televised entertainment, make ladies swoon and cause grown men to cry real tears. Or maybe it'll just be really funny.

Ryan is a graduate of UC Santa Barbara, where he earned a degree in Art Studio with an emphasis in Film & Digital Production. Ryan is known for his creative comedic style and his ability to write bios about himself in the third person.

Here are some of his recent accomplishments:

Quarterfinalist, Nicholl Fellowships in Screenwriting Competition

Recently selected to submit monologue to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert



Created a Twitter parody account that went viral and made international news

Added to crazy driver's license collection

Won Chicago Tribune’s “Tweet of the Week” contest for the 3rd time



Created a series of invaluable commemorative plates